Montreal Canadiens Jokes

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What are some good jokes that make fun of the Montreal Canadiens?

I am looking for some good jokes to use against Canadiens one of my friends, The Montreal is a hard core fan I am looking for some good jokes to use as a comeback.

– Just found this in Google, offendd not everyone want to. Not so! Two boys get hurt playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto if you are attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, takes the other boy with his stick, wedges it to the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was on a walk sees the incident, and rushes to the to interview young. "Writes Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he begins in his notebook. "But I'm not a fan Leafs," said the little Hero. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I assumed you were." Said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack hecontinued writes in his notebook. " I'm no fan of either Jay, "the boy said." I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays fan. "What do you root for a team?" the reporter asked. "I'm a fan Montreal Canadiens." said the child. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Montreal Kills French beloved family pet.

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